The office next to mine is occupied by a fifty-something year old woman. Nice lady, but she wears entirely too much perfume. Maybe it's some kind of body spray actually, since it sorta reminds me of Lysol when I breathe it in. She does this nearly daily, and almost as frequently asks me why my door is always closed. I don't have the heart to tell her that her smell makes me ill, but something has to be done.
Any ideas?
2 comments:
Seems to me you have several choices.
1. Start dating her and in an intimate moment tell her how much you enjoy her natural womanly smell.
2. Wear an overpowering aftershave.
3. Smoke cigars in the office.
4. Give her a bottle of Lysol for Xmas.
1. Not a chance, for various reasons. My wife, for starters.
2. I'd have to live with that too, and I can't stand the stuff.
3. That'd solve the problem in that I'd be out the door for smoking.
4. You might be on to something here...
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